The four words which make a girl feel elated, absolutely thrilled, which make her genuinely happy are not Will You Marry Me?
They are You Have Grown Thin!
The most satisfying experience isn’t sex. It is a) licking on melting chocolate b) to go shopping and find clothes that make you look sexy or whaaaa.
Horoscopes : the one thing no one will agree to believe in yet have a stash of the ‘star sign’ bookmarks. I know you do too.
Everyone gets scared when a baby starts crying and the mother isn’t around. A baby is cute as long as it’s not yours when it poops and cries.
There is no better feeling in this world than the feeling after a good
shit faecal excretion! Trust me, it can take you from Ah to AaahaaAAaa.
Farts stink. And the bed vibrates while you feel someone else ‘pass air’
‘I Love You’ is less likely to make a girl say it back to you. Do something to make her say it to you first. Smart boy, she wants to say it to you, just give her one frikkin’ chance!
There is a God.
There is Evil too.
You still need to survive.
(this post is getting serious)
Follow a sport. Any sport. Do it with all your heart and you will know exactly why I asked you to.
Love isn’t life. Music is.
Set your priorities straight. Trust the right people.
Read something inspiring as often as you can.
And… Stay tangled. (: